i need a pet rat like rattitooie ill put him under my snapback while i whip work he giving me instructions by pulling my dreads like “now hit it wit the fork skrr skrr”
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
pour up (drank)
Maryland is some fuckin ass
i’m not boohoo no more but instead of that i got all this rage now
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
Cereal tea bags are serially (pun) the best idea.
For when you only want the milk at the end
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