May 2013
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littlewanye:
*Scrolls quickly past a link to a tumblr rapper’s mixtape*
Tourist: ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｈｅｌｌ
New Yorker: ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ
Tourist: olｉｖgrｄｄｄｄｄddｄｄｄd
New Yorker: ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ ｎｏ ｅｓｃａｐｅ
Tourist: ＭＡＣＡＲＯＮＩ ＧＲＩＬＬ
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brandnewswastikas:
“That’s Old News,” she said pointing to the janitor whose name was Old News. “He lives here, he protects me, and he’ll die here.”
almightyroadtriplord:
aaliyahhologram:
boycourt:
So I get called fruity for posting my buttcheeks but people were out here posting their ballsacks
Ok Tumblr
listen
that not fruity that’s cool brah also pop ur nuts out real quick
sexymormon:
are brown eggs from African American chickens
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0vvvvv0:
harrison bergeron
vaspim:
johancruyff:
do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
yea shoutout 2 bigbootygifs!
contactlens2k:
Everyone needs to release atleast one mixtape before they die
spencerprattsfavoritecrystal:
princesslynn777:
where do i find cute older white men w. beards that like lolita busty black girlz
anywhere from 1619 to 1893
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nietzscheisdead:
have u heard about batcoins? theyre like these electronic currency *goes to batcoin.com and logs in* *thousands of bats fly out and claw at my face*
Slideshow
theonion:
In God We Trust: The All-Time Sexiest Dimes
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thedadwhisperer:
angelwingsandplaid:
averypottermormon:
thetremblingofmyhand:
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be...
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superviolent:
4nci3nt:
superviolent:
gunna watch beyblade and jerk off
bout to
let it rip
i hope you know “let it rip” means to fart i hope your penis doesn’t do that
bout to let this chopper rip on ya whole block you gon see nothin but beyblades and semen left and right
fffcuk:
subternatural:
fffcuk:
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
holycorpse:
I have a crush on myself everyone else can fuck off
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Kevin: If I found out I was going to die soon, how would you want me to break it to you.
Me: Ham-handedly.
Kevin: "Well, looks like you're about to be even more alone in this world..."
thatfuckingcrowv2:
just realized we live in a post-jackass society
powerburial:
cant wait to see that new superhero movie
unimpressed2chainz:
ppl r still autotuning black ppl getting interviewed on the news and and fucking w/ memes how embarrassing
myneighbortotoroymoi:
the only way leonardo dicaprio is going ever going to touch an oscar is if he plays an academy award winner in a biopic of their life.